Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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