I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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