Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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