Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She announced her abortion via fbk
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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