if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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