As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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