I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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