i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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