I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
everyone is single if you try hard enough
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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