OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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