this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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