Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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