I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Everyone says I win the strip club
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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