I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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