She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the day after is always just damage control
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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