Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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