My nipple is on Facebook.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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