is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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