do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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