how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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