I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think I sprained my soul last night
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
