Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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