I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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