Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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