What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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