Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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