Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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