Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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