I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
whose parrot is this?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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