His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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