I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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