Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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