remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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