garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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