Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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