Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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