I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Randomize