I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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