dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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