Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
organizing the empties. That sober.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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