no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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