We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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