So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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