Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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