he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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