Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
