READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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