I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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