doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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