Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
