What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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