We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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