He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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