How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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