Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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