you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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