"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
kristin has been a bad kristin
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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